MAGAZINE

last night i had one of the most if not the most amazing dream ive ever had. first of all, the dream was extremley long and alot of strange magical things happened, i kept running into wizards and strange people and i was eating peaches thruout the whole thing and there were lots of segments of the dream involving lots of different people from my life but heres where the dream really kicked off and started getting grand:
i went to check out the new movie by who ever made no country for old men, which was not actually the cohen brothers but some evil genius dude that had this totally mysterious deal goin on. anyways i went with my family and some friends to go see this movie and when it started it was just really scary war type thing and then the screen kept getting bigger and bigger in the room untill i was IN the movie and then i became a character in the movie. it was almost like on a different planet but it seemed more like it was on earth but just like millions of years ago. it felt like it was a totally different race of people and alien type ancient animals were there. there was a war going on and i was fighting on the human side against these large beasts that were winning. so david duchouvny (haha i know) runs up and apparently were really good buddies and we run down this long rocky corridor together and were trying to get away from the war zone cuz were losing. all of a sudden david looks down the coorior and sees a HUGE man on a HUGE black horse all crazified looking slowly coming our way. the man and horse are all covered in black and very hard to see. david lifts me up and himself into this hole in a rock next to us to hide and it ends up being a bathroom. so he puts me in the shower and closes the curtain and goes to check to see if the black rider saw us. im sitting there scared shitless when i hear footsteps. its david and he sticks his head inside the shower curtain and says shhhhh. then i see him turn around and the black rider is in the bathroom but i cant see him cuz of the curtain but david jumps in the shower not knowing what to do and i see him get shot in the head and then the black rider points the gun at me and shoots my ear off. then he says in a most awesome fucking voice "only the ear for you my dear, for you are coming with me." so i get up and he carries me down and puts me on his horse which is this crazy animal. it was very wide and had an animal fur blanket on top so i could just sit on it, there were no reins so when we rode i held on to the ears. the horse was incredibly fast. so months span by and me and the black rider fall in love and i realize that he saved me and that he is actually some kind of misunderstood goodguy. his story is that millenia ago he fell in love with the daughter of some evil king or magician or something (kinda made me feel like it was the same guy who made the movie i was apparently in. which was turning into my real life) and somehow the girl died and he was banished to spend all eternity on his horse roaming the earth running away from these wild crazy pig like creatures and these jackal like dogs. there were packs of them and if he stayed in one place too long they would catch up to him and kill him. his horse was the only creature on the earth that was fast enough to outrun these deamon creatures. the horse and he could also travel thru time so there was alot of strange looking things i saw since were were roaming thru time and all over the world. he asked me if i wanted to witness my own birth. it was strange, like since i was with him i was practically dead, like i didnt exist anymore, or like there was no more need for an ego. so we were always on the horse. there was one moment where i saw some people i knew and got off to go talk to them and somehow they found out i was with the black rider and so tried to call the boars and jackals to come or some more evil force to come and kill him and they tried to detain me and i broke free and ended up running thru the most awesome beautiful amazing landscape i have ever dreamed of looking for the rider. he was at the edge of distant field hiding and waiting for me. i ran to his horse and he pulled me up and we rode on. he admitted his love for me and told me about how he was worried for me because he got me involved and i could die. but i didnt care. then we kissed and it was so amazing it almost woke me up. like i could feel myself awake and dreaming realizing how awesome it was but when i plunged back into full dream i was sitting on the horse alone playing the flute. it was a big orange plastic flute and i was playing the ending to wuthering heights by kate bush. eventually all of the beautiful landscape and magic faded away and i was at work. i ran into the bathroom at work and was eating sweet peach slices while looking in the mirror and realizing that it was just a dream. it was really sad and strange and i looked into the mirror untill i woke up.