in a format stolen from one of my lady heros.
1. i’m a flake
2. i’m indecisive
3. i spend all of my money on drugs/booze
4. …and tacos, plants, records, crap.
5. you will never be more important to me than my pets
6. i sleep on the floor
7. i spend way too much time on the internet
8. i have a crazy acid cackle
9. i can eat an entire okie burrito in one sitting
10. i constantly want to dance. like always.
11. drinking drinking drinking
12. i throw hissy fits when i... well... all the time
13. i smoke way too many cigarettes
14. i dress like a 5 year old
15. i listen to shitty classic rock all of the time
16. no, i will not shave any part of my body for you
17. i'll have paranoia about you controlling me
18. i usually smell like B.O. and it really doesn’t bother me
19. i’ll probably fart on you
20. i will need at least one semi illegal adventure a month to stay happy
21. i need showers together
22. im obsessed with poverty and materialism. it ruins dinners sometimes.
23. i will need talk to you about my “feelings”
24. i don’t want to listen to music i dont like with you
25. i will never wear a thong
26. i will usually always wear granny panties
27. i wear the same bra everyday
28. i become extremely opinionated about politics when im drunk
29. i can’t walk in heels
30. i can’t really walk at all actually
31. im clumsy and have no night vision
32. i will probably make multiple awkward/embarrassing jokes in front of your parents/friends
33. i am an “artist”
34. i will never make any money
35. i will always try and keep you from being productive
36. i’m selfish
37. i wash my hair less than you do
38. pda makes me incredibly uncomfortable
39. i will pick my nose in front of you
40. if we ever break up i will force you to remain friends with me forever
That's all the reasons why i love you mags!!!
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