wow what a waste of time. this is the 200th post ive done. thats 200 nights out of my life that ive just been sucked in by the internet.and im pretty sure the other 165 days out of this past year have been spent drinking.
so anyways,
september is NATIONAL MUSHROOM MONTH
which makes sense cuz right now they are fucking EVERYWHERE.
i found out that the huge ones growing in my garden are poisonous and
make you vomit for two days straight! how fun!
there are lots of shrooms that look magical in the horse pasture but i am too afraid to eat them. does anyone want them? theres like 50 of them and im PRETTY sure they are trippy.
cmon katie, i know you want to. im gonna go pick them for you.
everything and nothing is new new new
A lost couple driving in rural Maine, pull over to the side of the road to ask an old timer for directions.
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"Well.... are you walkin or are you drivin?"
"Uh... driving, sir"
"Well, that be the best way."
do it. i dare ya. triple cat.
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